Topped Out

When you're sucking a dick and the dick hits the back of your throat

That blonde pole monkey with the pretty blue eyes topped out on my dick and choked

by Matt Reese March 28, 2015

Topped Out

The maximum weight a muffin top can attain before shes just a fat chick.

Barley able to fit into her Jeans, she claimed to have topped out on that last big mac.

by Famous Frank December 23, 2008

Topped You Off

When talking to a new person for a while, then putting them on ur top friends.

A: Hey whats ur myspace name?
B: {Girl} why?
A: Bc i just Topped You Off!!!
B: Yaaaaaaaay!!!!!

by iCizzle March 7, 2009

Topped and Dropped

The act of topping a subject and then dropping that subject to not seem rich or like a fucking nerd.

Jen: hey guess what I just got 50/50 in my physics depth study
Wang: wait what thats amazing!
Jen: yeah but I just dropped
Wang: wtf why the fuck u do that? U just topped and dropped? wtf u like not rich or a fucking nerd or something?

by Wang The Definer November 24, 2019

flat-topped

Used to describe behaviour which is particularly petty, childish or vindictive in some way.

You spent two solid days arguing with 14 year olds on an Internet forum over the difference between mummies and zombies. How ludicrously flat-topped of you.

by Ming64 March 28, 2018

Carrot Topped

1. Senseless pummeling of one's ass using an orange edible taproot.

2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.

Related Form: Carrot Topping

a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.

Awww shit! I know I'mma get carrot topped for skipping school last Thursday.

by Filthy Penguins March 16, 2010

The unborn fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.

Tylers favourite midnight snack

Guy: damn Tyler what you chewin on?
Tyler : The unborn Fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.

by Lewis. E August 28, 2023