Toledo Tophat

The act of taking a dump in the hat of someone you don't like. Peferably done when they aren't looking and in a hat that will hold onto the contents until the person dumps it on their head.

Jonathan thinks he's such a badass, but he's getting a Toledo Tophat when he puts on his baseball cap.

by The Viceroy October 4, 2005

Beijing Tophat

The sexual act of shitting into a garbage bag, placing it in a hole for several months, excavating it, then dumping it on your partners head, whilst performing oral sex.

Dude, your girlfriend smells really bad today. Yeah I brought the old Beijing Tophat out last night.

by Curry Sanchez June 30, 2010

cat's tophat

the opposite of the cat's pajamas. It means uncool, or stupid.

Nate: Woah, look how ugly that car is!

Amanda: Yeah man, it's totally the cat's tophat.

by ALynnJ42 July 15, 2009

Fleshy Tophat

A fleshy tophat is the part of the penis that would normally be cut off during circumcision.

J: man I'm kind of embarrassed of my penis because I'm not circumcized

M: what no way bro you got the dopest dick around carrying that fleshy tophat

by ThemagJSAR July 5, 2023

Tophat Mike

A guy who wears a tophat and a trenchcoat (all black, all the time) and has a rag-tag band of women that increases by the hour. Even though none of these women know why they are so attracted to him.

There goes Tophat Mike with his rag-tag band of women.

by Radhika November 12, 2004

messy tophat

a sex act in which a guy gets certain bodily fluids spit up on his hair like shampoo

Man! That guy is so crazy, I hear he likes messy tophats!!!!

by notnops January 15, 2008

tennesee tophat

another word for a mullet like ape drape or wisconsin waterfall

Check out the bitch with the tennessee tophat

by davieboy June 8, 2005