toppar

Opposite of word topper

Guy 1 : Bro I'm gonna be a topper
Guy 2 : Bro you're a toppar

by AverageChemical February 28, 2023

topiarist

A sculptor of topiaries who can also cut nigger's hair.

Damn,Daekwon! That is one fly haircut!! Did you just come from the topiarist?

by wolfbait51 May 29, 2011

totear

The act of rubbing female genitalia against male genitalia or vice versa as in dry humpping.

"Hey Mami...if we're not gonna go all the way, ay que totear instead."

by Carreteras Mexicanas June 17, 2009

facial topiary

Facial topiary is the art of trimming a moustache and other facial hair into fantastic shapes.

Did you see the amazing facial topiary that Alan is doing for Movember this year?

by scruzin November 24, 2010

to pear out

To be unable to get an erection while attempting to have sexual intercourse with a woman.
Often caused by either the pre-coital consumption of excessive amounts of alcohol, an extremely ugly woman or both.

Last night when I visited this crackho all the booze caused me to pear out on that bitch!

by Wild Berry June 20, 2006

topiary

n. a garden having shrubs clipped or trimmed into cool shapes especially of animals

i saw stow-serge in the topiary garden. then i threw up.

by stow-serge sucks February 17, 2005

typearrhea

Similar to Verbal Vomit and Diarrhea of the mouth. When someone types the most personal and/or uneducated information to display to others.

Katie posted on her face book that she might have an std and is unsure who gave it to her. Her comment is typearrhea.

by knad78 November 25, 2010