Topal

If you get fucked in your asshole from many guys at the same time you've been TOPAL

Today I TOPAL my girlfriend.

Ceyhun have been TOPALed last week.

by Capilla June 4, 2007

Topal

A hazardous substance which react dangerously with knowledge. You shouldn't place it close to books, tv or internet.

Father:Jimmy! I told you to put this Topal not on the Books!

by RMCF July 19, 2007

Topal Fart

Is the fart that leaves the brown stain on your tighty whities.

In the 80s Topal toothpaste had a commercial where a man blew cigarette smoke through a cheesecloth leaving a brown stain. This stain was eerily similar to the stain left on your drawers by a good solid case of flatulence. Uh, oh...I just had a Topal Fart.

by rodee39 January 10, 2009

totaltots

Totally. Similar to totes mcgoats. Used by the scenesters.

You going to the party?

No

You going to the mall?

No

You going to take facebook pics of yourself with that $1200 camera?

TOTALTOTS

by ihatethescene420 July 9, 2011

Şimal Topal

Şimal Topal is one of the baddest bitches you'll ever meet. She may look innocent on the outside, but one sweep and swift kick to the face she will knock you the fuck out.
Also, she doesnt need to throw hands to kill you, just one arrow and a bow and you won't even see it coming.

If you are ever around simal there is no chance you'll be bored and she will probably scream and laugh alot.

PS she has that fattyyyyyyy.....

Dogukan: Bro, I'm friends with Şimal Topal.

Other people: Holy shit dawg, u a lucky mf.

by Doğkeğn November 3, 2022

topato

he's made of poision. Star of "Magical Adventures In Space"

by .thieved April 21, 2003

Topalian

A very beautiful girl. Normally blonde with the most amazing eyes you've ever seen. She is a complete stunner. Every guy wish's they could be with her but there is still someone she cares about. She might go through a couple relationships in between but she really wish's she could be with the one she misses the most. And shes unbelievably smart.

Shes a topalian bro... shes hot but she belongs to someone else.

by Dimple123 September 8, 2011