top hatting

Top hatting refers to the act of masturbating to a picture of Abraham Lincoln

After visiting the Lincoln Memorial, I totally caught my buddy Camilo top hatting in his hotel room.

by A history muff February 28, 2011

Top Hat

Euphemism for condom.

Jenny was very shy so she asked the health department nurse for a supply of top hats.

by Julianne1984 December 16, 2008

Top Hat

When one places his scrotum on the top of someone's head, while they are passed out or in a deep sleep.

Nick totally top hatted that boy from st. johns last night.

by Selby Straits November 10, 2010

Top Hat

The process of pushing flat the tip of an unlit cannabis cigarette or 'joint' so that the edges may be burned away and the twisted tip pulled clear to allow an easy light.

"Let me just top hat this and then you can spark it."

by junglejungle January 19, 2009

Top Hat

a hat worn mostly in older times, rarely seen today

"Some fag in the mall I saw today was wearing a top hat"

by Itchi July 2, 2008

Top Hat

A tattoo above thy man's junk, AKA a pubis hat.

*two guys fucking*

Guy 1: hey bro nice top hat!
Guy 2: thanks, I tip my hat to you sir

by Kuzko's Poison March 4, 2022

Top Hat

A woman's tight vagina

Wow... you couldn't even pull a rabbit out that tight TOP HAT!

by Magic_Merle August 23, 2011