Tootaneer

One who is extremley skilled in the art of on-demand tooting.

Man that guy is one hell of a tootaneer!

by ethelovebug November 30, 2011

toostoned

a play off of the city of tucson,AZ because we smoke more than any other city believe it or not. im not bragging but its true, its all we have and all we do because this place sux.

KMK: We're here in Toostoned Arifuckingzona

by Sean Dawg September 17, 2003

twotone

a disgusting muti-colored excuse of a penis. usually with a light and dark color. very noticeable even with a glance from a meat-gazer! extremely embarrassing!

HOLY SHIT JOHN, YOUR DICK IS TWOTONE, MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST KILL YOURSELF!

by JP03 December 30, 2008

rootinest tootinest

rootinest could be the way the word route sounded from cowhands,and tootinest could be the farts from all the beans they ate on the route or trail.Or and other wise you might even say rootinest means rowdiest instead of roughest.

If you ever saw Blazing Saddles,there would be an example of tooting around the camp fire.That was one rootinest tootinest time at the campfire.So I take exception to the meaning roughest and toughest.It don't make sense.It was an after dinner time thank you to the cook.

by alfred sinclair October 14, 2011

TwoTone

A person with two different colored nipples visible from lenghts of up 25 feet.

Holy shit jon look that dude is twotoned

by HavicBliss January 26, 2009