Russian Toother

When a Russian girl is in the process of giving a blowjob to a guy and she thinks of the movie Miracle and/or the 1980 Olympic Games and clenches her whole body in rage... Including her mouth

Dude #1: Last night was terrible!
Dude #2: You took that bombshell Russian girl home last night what could have gone wrong?
Dude #1: She was giving me head while I was sitting on the edge of my bed.
Dude #2: Sounds like it was a good time!
Dude #1: ...Then I laid down on the bed and accidentally hit the remote and turned on the TV
Dude #2: So?
Dude #1: I paused the movie Miracle 3/4 way through when I left to go out for the night and it started to play...
Dude #2: *a look of terror comes on his face* no... not the russian toother
Dude #1: *silently nods sorrowfully*
Dude #2: *give a bro hug and starts to cry* I'm so sorry to hear that man. If there's anything you need I'm here

by 55bears February 10, 2015

Saddy tooter

Someone who is messed up the mood.

Dam girl your such a fuckin saddy tooter

by Omg 37483883 October 13, 2015

Tootie Tingle

The twitching, tingling sensation a woman feels from down below after an encounter with an extremely hot male.

"That guy just made my tootie tingle."

by Jorts and Warts March 13, 2009

tooter

A tube, usually a cut off part of a straw, used to snort speed or coke with.

Dude, opnly use one tooter, then we can scrape it when we're done with the sack

by Merc February 3, 2004

tootie puff

Same as a booger bulge, the beautiful shape of a woman's vagina, her pubic mound, when wearing panties or a bikini. Looks all soft and tasty and whatnot.

"Oh my gosh, look at that chick in that white bikini! Check out that glorious tootie puff between her legs!"

by tizzle cake February 12, 2010

SCOOTER TOOTER

When some kid named Tyler rides a scooter while simultaneously tooting

Hey look, it's Tyler the Scooter Tooter!

by DISCORD GOAT October 5, 2021

Tootie

Tootie likes to control everyone within her influence, to shape things to her own liking. She is sensitive, affectionate, imaginative and cooperative, spiritually aware and prone to self-sacrifice. Tootie can keep secrets and is a good diplomat. Very frank, methodical and believe in law, system and order. Very beautiful, creative, and outgoing. She has a smile to die for and would make a guy fall in love. Tootie is flexible and likes to feel appreciated, but sometimes can be a little crazy. She likes to talk and can easily relate to different cultures and concepts. The biggest challenge for her is uncertainty. Easily getting bored, you can move from one job to another, switch projects and lovers.

I love a crazy funny girl . Got to get me a Tootie, hmmm what a keeper.

I love your style, Tootie is a fashionable queen!!!

by Drake! December 22, 2016