toothpasting

the act of putting toothpaste on your nipples to attain a high.

Dude I cant pay attention, im high from toothpasting that im losing my mind.

by ObamasLoveChild October 14, 2012

toothpasting

When a girl poops and there is still a piece stuck inside so she fingers her vagina to urge the nugget the rest of the way out of her ass.

Jane wiped her ass a million times but couldn't get that last little turd out, so she tried toothpasting herself and BAM, no more dingle berries.

by badtitties October 11, 2011

toothpasting

Tooth pasting is the act of rubbing tooth paste on one's nipples in order to get high, it is currently becoming very common in teenagers throughout the world.

Billy: Hey man have you been toothpasting again?
Bob: Hell yeah man, I got so fucking stoned.

by LeNewMeMe October 16, 2012

toothpasted

When you have brushed your teeth and therefore something tastes weird.

Guy1: want some orange juice?
Guy2: nah man, i'm too toothpasted right now, it'll taste like shit

by johnnyshitfag November 2, 2014

toothpaste

This is a really tastey snack

"Mum, why dont we have any toothpaste in the fridge?"

by dunnertron June 11, 2005

toothpaste

A caviteys worst nightmare.

You cant imitate yourself. You already are.

-Mr.Blockhead

by Amish Kid July 13, 2004

toothpaste

A man's cum that is in his partner's mouth.

I hope she likes the toothpaste tonight, if not I hope to have a cherry sundae.

by BRD October 24, 2004