toothpaste

a substance people put on their pimples to help the pimple process

- We have no more toothpaste :o ... what am I going to do? I have a huge pimple on my head and I am going out tonight

by Jane, Mary Jane! May 17, 2006

Toothpaste

The squeezing dispersal of a solid out of a container through compaction.

The masseuse walking on my back caused some poop to toothpaste out of my butthole.

by 7st0ryMTN March 15, 2019

toothpaste

Toothpaste is a game when two or more people go into separate rooms and masturbate. Who ever cums first shouts "toothpaste" and wins the game.

You can also text your friends to let them know that wherever they are, whatever they are doing. You were winning at toothpaste.

"John just sent me a text."

"What does it say?"

"Toothpaste."

"Gross."

by sovereigncookies October 29, 2011

toothpaste

Cocaine. Used by Shoestring of the Dayton Family in the track "The Hand That Rocks the Cradle" from the F.B.I. album.

So if you ever wanna buck, nigga put it up
You got that toothpaste in yo safe and I'm a hit it up

by Bird Father May 16, 2008

Toothpaste

When a certain somebody is apart of the ‘Toothpaste Gang’.

“Aye holmes, are you toothpaste amigo?”

by TootpasteG April 7, 2019

Toothpaste

When someone is fake or lies behind your back.

That girl said that you're stupid, but if she tells you any different, she's being so toothpaste.

by Everybody's Favorite Nipple October 11, 2016

Toothpaste

The mint- EWWWWWW!!!! yuck!!! i'm sticking back to the children's grape flavoured toothpaste...yuck!!!

♫I hate Toothpaste!!!♫
♫I want to die!!!♫
♫I want to die right now!!!♫
♫You thought I was lying...but i didn't lie!!!!!!!!!!!♫

by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020