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Toodaloo

The toodaloo is when you bring a girl back to her house, get her very excited and naked. You then tie the girl to the bedpost spread-eagle, blindfold her, and then leave.
"Ohh Elliot this is so romantic"
"Okay Honey I'm putting the blindfold on"
"Elliot this is so romantic.... Elliot?.... baby?...."
Toodaloo
by Senor Big Dic July 18, 2009
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(I am going) "to the loo"

a means of expressing your wish to go to the toilet
Tim: toodaloo
Chris: gogogo
by Johnno31 October 16, 2008
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toobaloobing

A popular underground sport where a person lays on their stomach and slides down a slip-n-slide which has been set up on some sort of steep incline. Both the slide and the participant are covered, top-to-bottom, in a heavy layer of lubricant prior to beginning the launch.
Competitive runs are usually held in the form of a time-trial, but some variants of the sport require a ramp at the end of the slide, and includes a distance judging.
Participants may also go with a partner. The second person (referred to as 'the rider') sits cross-legged on top of the first peron's back and tries to maintain their balance for the duration of the run.
Hey guys we are going toobaloobing at the Northwood Reservoir, make sure you bring a fat friend if you wanna do paired toobing.
by Jonny "Slick Dick" Rickety September 18, 2010
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toutaloo

Italian men as described by inmates in prison. Usually gangster or mafia related. Prisons are self segregated and all the toutaloos hang out together.
There's not really any white guys in the yard today just a bunch of toutaloos.
by Tina Tortellini April 5, 2008
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Tootaloot

A boy or young man who is deliberately chosen by another person for a brief, physically oriented relationship. The individual selecting the tootaloot has no intention of forming a deep emotional connection because they believe the tootaloot probably does not want something long-term. The tootaloot is not necessarily a side piece or a secret affair, although they can serve that role. They are typically chosen out of desperation or loneliness from being single. The tootaloot is often unaware of how their partner perceives them.
“I need me a lil tootaloot for this summer. I just got my diploma and a bitch deserves some dick.”

“I want him in me so badly, but he probably doesn’t feel the same. What if I just convinced him to be my tootaloot and broke things off after fucking a couple times?”

“After a few weeks of fun, he realized it was time to let his tootaloot go before things got too complicated.”

“If I had a tootaloot, I wouldn’t even need this stupid rose toy or dildos. It sucks that I don’t.”

“She never introduced her tootaloot to friends, knowing the fling would end as quickly as it started.”

“He’s such a puppy, lol. He just a tootaloot to me.”

“I saw this boy on Grindr. Geez, I need him bad. I’m trying to make him my tootaloot, but he hasn’t responded in two days.”
by paytasfan20 August 28, 2024
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Tootaloot

Tootaloot (noun) | pronunciation: /TOO-tuh-loot/

Definition:
1. A boy or young man who is deliberately chosen by another person for a brief, physically oriented relationship. The individual selecting the tootaloot has no intention of forming a deep emotional connection because they believe the tootaloot probably does not want something long-term. The tootaloot is not necessarily a side piece or a secret affair, although they can serve that role. They are typically chosen out of desperation or loneliness from being single. The tootaloot is often unaware of how their partner perceives them.

Etymology:
Derived from “toodaloo,” signifying “goodbye,” and “prostitute,” indicating the fleeting and transactional qualities of the relationship. The term underscores the temporary and impersonal nature of the interaction, with the suggestion that the tootaloot is selected for momentary gratification and will be promptly relinquished.
“I need me a lil tootaloot for this summer. I just got my diploma and a bitch deserves some dick.”

“I want him in me so badly, but he probably doesn’t feel the same. What if I just convinced him to be my tootaloot and broke things off after fucking a couple times?”

“After a few weeks of fun, he realized it was time to let his tootaloot go before things got too complicated.”

“If I had a tootaloot, I wouldn’t even need this stupid rose toy or dildos. It sucks that I don’t.”

“She never introduced her tootaloot to friends, knowing the fling would end as quickly as it started.”

“He’s such a puppy, lol. He just a tootaloot to me.”

“I saw this boy on Grindr. Geez, I need him bad. I’m trying to make him my tootaloot, but he hasn’t responded in two days.”
by paytasfan20 August 28, 2024
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Toodaloo

Toodaloo is a cute doggy name. My dogs name is Willow but a super funny nickname is Toodaloo. Super funny and cute! Also, Toodaloo’s have a language. The language is usually regular talk, with —ez at the end.
Person 1Oh my GOSHEZ! Is that ToOdaLoO?!”

Person 2 “YESEZZZZ!!!”
by Harlow and TOODALOO May 18, 2021
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