A wise man who has a wife or female friend who lets him spread her ass cheeks wide, apply his nose close to her turdhole and slowly inhale the delicious fragrance of her rosebud. Applying his tounge, he slowly licks and sucks the tastey residue from around and in her bunghole.
There's nothing better than spreding my girls ass cheeks and being her Bung Tounger. When I'm done she usually lets me cornhole her and bust a gushing nut deep in her rectum.
by The King Cornholer April 10, 2008
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With phrases such as - "F'like min, far aboots ye bidin noo like? Gaa'in ti Liquid the nicht min, we'll tak sim chats n ah"
With phrases such as - "F'like min, far aboots ye bidin noo like? Gaa'in ti Liquid the nicht min, we'll tak sim chats n ah"
MALE:
Dead end/No job,
Rockport boots or rubbish trainers,
Berghaus jacket,
Stripey jumper,
Some form of silly writing tattooed on their lower arm,
Hair gelled flat with a horrible lookin fringe (although a lot are now going for the spiky pretty boy look),
Extremely wide when they're not actually hard in the slightest.
FEMALE:
No job,
Chain smoker,
Ugly,
Pale skin and skinny from too many 'chats',
Became a mother at 13,
Bleached hair and big fake gold ear-rings,
Sovereign ring,
Usually have a bigger & uglier toonser boyfriend who thinks he's a football casual,
Berghaus jacket.
Dead end/No job,
Rockport boots or rubbish trainers,
Berghaus jacket,
Stripey jumper,
Some form of silly writing tattooed on their lower arm,
Hair gelled flat with a horrible lookin fringe (although a lot are now going for the spiky pretty boy look),
Extremely wide when they're not actually hard in the slightest.
FEMALE:
No job,
Chain smoker,
Ugly,
Pale skin and skinny from too many 'chats',
Became a mother at 13,
Bleached hair and big fake gold ear-rings,
Sovereign ring,
Usually have a bigger & uglier toonser boyfriend who thinks he's a football casual,
Berghaus jacket.
by Stoney Loon September 9, 2008
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something that kills the conversation because of its randomness or weirdness. Usually said after the awkward comment was used with "that was" before it. Also a certain expression is amde with the face of the person saying tooner by opening his/her eyes as wide as possible and lifting eyebrows. Many times a person doesn't even have to say tooner and will only say "That was" and imply it.
person 1: I'm gona wear my super tight shirt so that everyone will think I'm buff.
person 2:That was tooner/ you are tooner/ That WAS!
person 2:That was tooner/ you are tooner/ That WAS!
by SugaShaners June 7, 2009
Get the tooner mug.a. someone who checks out any cartoon or 3d character
b. some one who masturbates to cartoons or 3d characters
b. some one who masturbates to cartoons or 3d characters
Playing video golf with my brother and he starts to zoom in on the female caddie looking for her cameltoe.
The toonvert couldn't help himsel ffromchecking out the animated girl....t
The toonvert couldn't help himsel ffromchecking out the animated girl....t
by mstr b September 9, 2012
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by TheToonkerAssociation May 23, 2014
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by Greselda1234 October 15, 2010
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