toon

A derogatory term used in the Canadian Army for the reservists. This comes from "Saturday Morning Cartoons" because army reservists usually work on weekends.
damn, pett is sure mo-town now with all these toons running around.
by recce May 29, 2004
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toon

Far you gan this weekend?

TOON :)
by jim beekin December 24, 2011
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toon toon

Toon toon is a person that is considered to be half-witted and deprived of common sense. It's a person that is generally only capable of handling trivial tasks at best, but believes they are worthy of higher status and capable of achieving more. Common behavior of Toon Toons result in immediate failure or embarassment. Actions of Toon Toons create widespread humiliation and have negative effects on those close to them.
I'm new in town and just looking for a toon toon to drive me around all day.
by ToonToonCreator May 25, 2011
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Toon

The most annoying thing you can ever call one of your video game characters, often used in World of Warcraft by tools.
Douchebag326: Brb gonna switch toons
Gaylord158: It's called a character you fucking tool
by GM8 October 10, 2010
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Toon

Dialogue from the film "Goal!":

Geordie: "Welcome to the Toon."

Visitor: "What's the 'Toon'?"

Geordie: "It's where the Geordies live."

Visitor: "What's a 'Geordie'?"

Geordie: "The people who live in the Toon."
by Alberto Rosso August 15, 2007
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toons

The word, which if uttered, will cause a cruise ship to pass by.
Toons! Games! Characters? Downloads! Store! E-mail!
by dj gs68 July 09, 2003
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Toon

Another word for tool, clown, dip-shit, dufuss, dumb-ass, etc. etc.

Toon short for Cartoon.
That drunk toon over there just cut me off and almost caused an accident!

Shut the fuck up toon.
by Trey134 March 23, 2017
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