Toolbag

A person who is more than a plain tool, or dick, but is equivalent to a bag of tools, or a sack full of dicks.

"Cameron is a toolbag"

by Buddy J June 14, 2003

toolbag macdouchenator

an extremely homosexual being who partakes in many activities to act tough or cool. usually has long douchey hair and a small weiner

dude, that kid who thinks hes the shit is a total toolbag macdouchenator

by Mike Silverson May 2, 2010

toolbag

A person of utter uselessness.

Completely and devestatingly devoid of purpose.

"Art, your a total toolbag. I'm demoting you from bag boy to speed bump. You'll be working in parking lot five from now on."

by Roy K July 29, 2005

Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome

(Noun) A contagious disease spread by over zealous males, or in some cases females, being standoffish toolbags. Although not given enough credit and awareness by Congress and the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), there are many ITS (Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome) pandemics spreading throughout several nations, including the United States, Canada, and France. The only cure to this terrible disease is a good, humiliating slap to the face, or roundhouse kick for those in the footsteps of Chuck Norris, to humble those with the disease. ITS tends to come back and effect people multiple times, so 3 additional slaps-to-the-faces are recommending to suspend ITS for a longer period of time.

John:"Look at Andy, just sitting there playing his guitar while all the girls gaze at him."
Jane:"I think he might have Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome.... You know what to do John. It's for the best."
John: slaps Andy across the face repeatedly until all the girls run away.

John:"I can't stand it when he talks, he's such a tool!"
Jane:"Then go slap him!"
John:"No... I'll roundhouse kick him to the face. It's the most effective way to cure Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome."

by ncmo April 26, 2010

Toolbag

A bag where you keep your balls and beans and tools and whatever you own. (ex. Coins phone balls pistol knife and etc)

Jack grabbed his toolbag really hard and ran while his toolbag was dangling in his hands.

by Ballflapcrap August 10, 2019

toolbag

Those who try to hard at being "cool", when really not "cool" at all. Usually wears a popped pink ralph lauren polo and spiked hair. They will usually try to deny their toolbagness, but everyone else can't

Wow, Jt is such a toolbag I can't stand him!

by billy m. December 12, 2006

toolbag

A person so inept as to be utterly useless in any capacity; not just a tool, but an entire bag FOR tools, making him/her a repository for all things lacking any socially acceptable value.

"Did you hear that John got his hand caught in the toilet when he dropped his cell phone down the hole and tried to fish it out? What a toolbag!"

by Tom Bosch April 15, 2006