toolies

a gun, pistol, heat, toast, etc.

To old school cats that call gats toolies
Call blacks moolies, think it's cool to smoke woolies

by Unce April 19, 2006

ToolBitch

A person who attempts to be all things to all persons, and has no solid inner core of values. Usually a politician. To be used sparingly, especially when either "tool" or "bitch" would be adequate by itself.

"He'll vote for that, because he's the sponsor's bitch." "It isn't surprising she's out doing his dirty work, she's such a tool." "This guy won't do anything without taking an opinion poll first, and will try to take both sides of one issue in the same sentence. What a ToolBitch." E.G. John Kerry on Iraq funding. "I actually voted for it before I voted against it."

by Glockmeister November 19, 2004

toolies

an older man pretending 2 b on schoolies(end of yr vacation 4 kidz who finsh h.school.)2 crack onto drunk chicks.

he's a toolie.be really carefull DO NOT GET DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by lena November 26, 2004

toolie toten

It's when you grab a random tool out of your shed and see how far you can shove it up your rectum.

I was toolie toten earlier but now I'm just cruising in my rari with my Louie lofers.

by Uptown banger November 15, 2013

Tooltie

One lick of a lollipop or of anything that can be licked (but it is only licked once).

Instead of giving John a full-on rim job, she opted for the simpler tooltie.

by hislovelygirl May 30, 2016

toolies

The boonies; Bumfuck Egypt; the middle of nowhere. From "tules" a type of wetland in Central California.

We were looking for this motel. Got lost way the hell out in the toolies.

by cornholio October 13, 2003

Tooliest

The largest, biggest..... etc.

"You are the tooliest tool of all tools."

by Torgera January 17, 2012