Toob

The new word for the internet, interwebs, and web in general. We check everything on the Toob.

What's on the Toob?

by the interweb June 23, 2008

Toob

One who is both a tard and a noob.

Guy #1: Dude, Billy set Alt+F4 as a hotkey in an online game and can't figure out why it keeps closing.

Guy #2: Man, what a toob.

by CodeNinja February 2, 2013

toob

an intentional misspelling of TUBE

gayzelle's shirt says TOOB

by vodkasaid January 27, 2009

Toob

To masturbate on a Zoom call. Progressive form: Toobin. Past tense: Toob'd.

The New Yorker staff fired Jeffrey Toobin for Toobin on an election simulation Zoom call after he misread the event as an erection stimulation call.

by Nicholas D October 20, 2020

Toob

Toob or Chewb is the name used by 4chans board /lgbt/ to refer to the transgender YouTuber philosophy tube.

She is often depicted when referred to in this way as a humanised phallus or with phallic features. This is in reference to the boards accusations against her.

Toob just released a new video!

I love the toob

by Dooddooddood October 12, 2022

Toobs

Tim Burton's man boobs.

Tim Burton was at the beach and I saw his toobs!

by SweeneyLovesMe December 30, 2011

toobs

A combination of the words "too" and "bad". Means "too bad".

"You just spilled my juice!"
"Toobs, dude."

by Sonalyka February 11, 2006