A variant of schizophrenia that displays multiple yet very specific personalities. The first of which is an angry gerbil that attempts to intimidate those around her through variant squeaking noises, often claiming that "you wont like me when I'm mad." The second displays itself as an amnesic zombie, unable to hold human conversations. And the third, but most common is a bodacious babe, that is both plucky and sweet. Other variants include being a bird lawyer, the main source of transportation for large Italian plumbers, and as a brass instrument of a similar sounding name.
Guy 1: Dude look at that hot piece of ass...
Err why is she making that noise
Guy 2: Goddammit Tooba...you're not ah Tuba
Tooba: Aaararrgghhhashhh
Guy 1: Oh my god...this again
Err why is she making that noise
Guy 2: Goddammit Tooba...you're not ah Tuba
Tooba: Aaararrgghhhashhh
Guy 1: Oh my god...this again
by Notatumah! July 10, 2013
A firecracker, or otherwise also known as a "pattakah", this firecracker in form of a woman will ruin your life with her constant emo thoughts. This firecracker will lure you in with her cute charms and looks and when you least expect it BOOM she attacks and you are stuck in her lust with no way out.
BUT don't be fooled get her angry and she will end her little firecrakcer minions after you to ruin your life. Translated into hindi you could also call her : kameeni aurat.
BUT don't be fooled get her angry and she will end her little firecrakcer minions after you to ruin your life. Translated into hindi you could also call her : kameeni aurat.
by rasstaman November 30, 2011
n. Ridiculously large marijuana delivery device, usually fabricated with rolling paper and big enough to fuck your world up for several days.
See also...any Cheech and Chong movie
See also...any Cheech and Chong movie
by poopypants April 01, 2003
Tooba she usually always smells like cheese. Though a lot of people are afraid to tell her that. She beats up everyone that talks to her or talks about her. However, when she farts it can probably start a nuclear explosion. When you come close to Tooba she is most likely to tell you to call her daddy. She has many sugar daddies she often buys them from eBay.Least of all Tooba is aways babe.
by skhccik November 10, 2020