tonky

means silly or weird

instead of silly goose, "you tonky truck!"

1. Aicha, get yo tonky ass ova hurr mutha fucker
2. dude that kid is one tonky ass mofo

by max k January 31, 2005

Tonky

Usually not good, something that is not meant to be there can be referred to as ‘tonk’. If you are feeling tonky you are not feeling good. And you may have tonk on you if you stand up after sitting on grass etc. Can be used in multiple contexts.

Man1: oh man! Look at this tonky tonk on my leg! Yuck!
Man2: what the tonk!

by Doglover1132 December 23, 2017

Tonky

An alternative word for turkey

Me and the boys having tonky tonight for din din

by Ur my onlyfans November 25, 2019

Tonky

Meaning the thing you sit on when you release a bowel movement or pee-TOILET

Also meaning when you are having a very comfortable shat(not shit)! (look up shat for better understanding)

"Everyone im about to get on the tonky and i dont want to be disturbed!"

"Dang Billy you been on the tonky for over an hour now, is it that good??"

by falalalalalalalala!! February 17, 2009

tonky

adjective. describing a person (typically female) of a chubby nature. chubby; as in total fat ass. commonly associated with being the absolute defintion of a whore.

jenny: wow, that fatass sleeps with everyone doesn't she?
jill: yeah, i fucking hate that tonky bitch.

by b_squareddddddddd December 17, 2008

Tonky Wonky

A particularly muscular homosexual man

watch out for that tonky wonky, he's a big boy and he likes the look of you...

by Tonky Wonky Prey March 5, 2011

Tonk-Tonks

Any person whose appearance or disposition suggests they may be less evolved than the average modern human. The common tonk-tonk will often be found in a multicolor japanese car with tilted rear wheels (due to improperly lowering its body without adjusting the suspension) blasting either reggaeton or doofdoof music (or any other primitive- or tribal-sounding monotonous soundtrack with simple and repetitious beats.) Many tonk-tonks wear loose-fitting clothing, seemingly because such garments remind them of the animalhide wrappings their grandparents crafted in the jungles and pastoral hills of the remote islands from which most tonk-tonks originate. Most tonk-tonks tend to have success in the bartering of goods (usually drugs) as their mental resources are geared toward the nomadic hunter-gatherer mentality. They also usually have some type of legal trouble following them, as their simple brains cannot grasp the concept of laws or rules. When one encounters the common tonk-tonk in its natural habitat (the club, fastfood restaurants, sportsbars) it is wise not to use complicated verbiage or gestures, as tonk-tonks are frightened of things they cannot understand and may initiate primal defense instincts, resulting in frantic utterances in their monkey-language and sometimes bitemarks. They can be restrained by employing well-aimed severe kicks to the face, especially once the tonk-tonk has fallen to the ground.

E.M.F. likes to yell at the Tonk-Tonks in his gwala gwala dialect because they think he can talk to their deceased ancestors who learned the secrets of sneaking past the border patrol and avoiding capture by the I.N.S.

by spanky mackockleberrie October 4, 2010