tom jones 

a popular novel by Henry Fielding— the father of English novel.

summary: Tom at first brought by his real uncle Allworthy but his uncle doesn't know that. In the course of the novel, Tom makes relationship with Molly, Lady Bellaston, Mrs Waters, though he is in real love with Sophia. At last, Tom's real mother's identity is revealed and Allworthy, who kicked him outta the house being lied by Blifil, wills his property to the name of Tom Jones and disowns his step brother Blifil for deceptive personality.

Tom Jones novel is full of erotic encounters.

tom jones by typical Indian October 10, 2023

Tom Jones Theory

This theory becomes manifest when, during a conversation with another, apparently socialized north american inhabitant, it is realized that one of the two interlocutors is somehow unaware of a concept or topic that all such socialized people know, such as being familiar with the entertainer Tom Jones. The theory is predicated on the potential for someone to simply never encounter the concept or topic while otherwise having full social intergration.

Kevin: "So, you're telling me that you've never heard of 'The Eagles'? They are like one of the most popular bands of the last thirty years. Man, that's some serious Tom Jones Theory action there."

David: "No. Never heard of them. Is their music good?"

Kevin: "Not at all, but that's not the point."

Tom Jones Theory by Huey Long August 14, 2009

Tom Jones Jr 

Just a little bit hungry (see "Tom Jones")

I ate something for lunch. I am just Tom Jones Jr. right now.

Tom Jones Jr by Terpits August 11, 2007

White Tom Jones 

A white person who tries to stay in good standing with black people even if it involves slamming his/ her own race. (especially, if prior to doing it, he/ she says that they hate to do it.)

Chad Dukes constantly poses as a White Tom Jones by referring that the "white man" is always looking out for their own and constantly bringing down the "black man."

White Tom Jones by dc sports talk April 9, 2010

Tom Jonesing 

The incredible urge to listen to Tom Jones. Usually occurs after a moment where someones actions force a Tom Jones song to mind.

*Female coworker burps*

"Woah, woah, woah, she's a lady" (best if sung out loud in response)

'Damnit, now im Tom Jonesing for some 'Thunderball''

Tom Jonesing by Muff Potter February 9, 2014