File Loitering

The act of being in a file but not doing any work, for the sole purpose of looking busy

Oh man, I was so hung over I was File Loitering all day at work.

by Brandon Palmer August 26, 2009

Loitering

Littering, but with people.

Them hood rats are loitering around the 7-11.

by People Litterer May 24, 2016

TOILETING

When you take a shit.

I am TOILETING

by EmmaFartedLikeAHoe February 6, 2020

eiffle towering

when two guys are doing a girl at the same time, and high five each other over her head

man i was really drunk last night, and these guys totally eiffle towered me

by dhakmesg October 1, 2003

Toiting

Texting on the toilet.

Jane was late because she was toiting.

by mmaalia June 3, 2017

St. Totteringham's Day

St Totteringham's Day is an event that has occurred every single year since the 1995-96 English Premier League season. Essentially, it is the day, usually happening in April or May, where it is mathematically impossible for Tottenham Hotspur (hence the name TOTTEringham) to finish higher in the league table than Arsenal - their North London rivals.

In the 2015-16 season, Arsenal shockingly passed Spurs on the last day of the season to finish 2nd. Thus, their fans celebrated St. Totteringham's Day.

by Gus Fring Dies June 21, 2016

live twittering

In real life when you randomly yell out what you're doing at the moment so that everyone can hear you. This normally makes you look insane.

Examples of live twittering...

Coming out of the movie theater shouting: "JUST GOT DONE SEEING THE NEW TRANSFORMERS MOVIE, SHIT SUCKED."

At the mall shouting: "AT THE MALL RIGHT NOW SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES."

At the hospital yelling: "JUST GOT DONE GETTING A PROSTATE EXAM, SHIT WAS SO CASH."

by deathwish124 July 3, 2009