by Ed the Viking April 27, 2010
“Drunk off your ass”; having a difficult time walking and/or speaking coherently (can sometimes only say “AHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH”) as a result of heavy alcohol imbibement. Someone who is at this point can be nicknamed “Todgerman” or “Todgerwoman” as though they have become a drunk alter ego/superhero-type character.
Man, after 5 of those double martinis last night I was todgered!
Kevin is totally Todgerman at the bonfire tonight!
Kevin is totally Todgerman at the bonfire tonight!
by Felton Lichtersnatch October 30, 2021
To describe something that's small, most commonly a penis, but can be used to describe anything small.
Person 1 : Do you want to see my dog?
Person 2 : Yeah okay
Person 1 : Here it is
Person 2 : It's only a little todger!
Person 2 : Yeah okay
Person 1 : Here it is
Person 2 : It's only a little todger!
by midlandriot September 30, 2011
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Someone who is a 100% lesbian or someone who has an extreme allergic reaction to penis (male and female).
"Did you see that women explode when she gave orall"
"look at her shaven head, army boots yep she is a Todger Dodger"
"look at her shaven head, army boots yep she is a Todger Dodger"
by kinder king January 04, 2010
A timmy todger is when a young male wakes up with morning glory (erection as you wake up) and decides to wank (masterbate) it off, usually before school starts.
by misster sexy January 07, 2014
When a woman is on her period and has sexual intercourse with a man whilst, or when sex is vigorous and the woman ends up bleeding.
Example
Boy 1: aha you ram her then?
Boy 2: yerr, jammy todger style
Example 2
Boy 1: aha you ram her then?
Boy 2: yerr, got a jammy todger
Boy 1: aha you ram her then?
Boy 2: yerr, jammy todger style
Example 2
Boy 1: aha you ram her then?
Boy 2: yerr, got a jammy todger
by Daisy Makin April 23, 2008