ToddyQuest

The ultimate gamer

Here lies ToddyQuest he was a brave man a Handsome man but most importantly he was the ultimate gamer.

by Fyssien April 23, 2020

Toddtact

When you have to be around or speak to someone named Todd, especially used when you have disdain for said individual.

Christmas with the family is coming up, sadly it might involve some Toddtact.

by winnthrop January 23, 2010

Hot Toddy

Hot toddy is a name used in the English-speaking world (originally Scotland) for a mixed drink that is served hot. There are many variations.

Many of these 'concoctions' are rumored to cure colds, ease flu symptoms and aid in sleeping.

Here are two prime examples:

Brandy:
1 tbsp honey
3/4 glass tea
2 shots brandy
1 slice lemon

Brew tea and fill a tall glass 3/4 full. Mix in honey. Mix in brandy shots. Add lemon slice and enjoy.

Whiskey:(!)
1 1/2 oz bourbon whiskey
1/4 oz lemon juice
3/4 oz sugar syrup
1 slice lemon
1 clove
4 oz hot water

Heat in a heat-resistant glass, and fill with hot water. Add a lemon slice speared with a clove, and serve.

Duke of Flanders: "Margaret, I'm freezing cold! Bring me a hot toddy and prepare the bedchamber."

Red Foxx: "Elizabeth, get me a hot toddy and I'll be ready for nighty-night. Freddy is ready for beddy."

by ButtFuzz August 21, 2006

hotty toddy

Contrary to popular misconception, hotty toddy is neither a fight song nor an attempt to trigger (pun intended) LSU fans' suicide by shooting themselves (since they have reason enough to do so just by virtue of being LSU fans). Rather, it is a heartening cheer exchanged between Ole Miss Rebel fans to ensure that they are still sober enough to pronounce polysyllabic phrases and thus, sober enough to order more whiskey when they leave the game to celebrate their victory over whomever they just kicked hell out of. The cheer is ineffective with other SEC school foes' fans, since they can not pronounce anything more than monosyllabic utterances whether sober or (as usual) drunk off their proverbial butts. For example "Woof! Woof!" (UGA); "Roll Tide!" (Bama); "Oh, S**t! We lost!" (MSU); "Duh?" (LSU). Just for the record, if Ole Miss were to ever lose a football game, their fans are doubtlessly dressed better anyway.

Hotty toddy!
God almighty!
Who the Hell are we?
Flim Flam, Bim Bam!
Ole Miss, by damn!

by Somecallme....JOE October 24, 2008

todya

A better way of saying today

I'm going to eat tacos todya

by todyaQ May 10, 2018

Hot Toddy

Warm ejaculate on a cold winter's day

Melanie was so cold last night that I had to give her a large load of my hot toddy

by Laramel December 8, 2010

toddy bitch

A Native Redlander by the name of Perry David Pond. Often seen wearing a makeshift Indiana Jones Hat and tiny bound feet. Considers himself part of the vape nation.

Hey! Are you a toddy bitch?? I see you wearing that hat.

by Maryelda March 6, 2019