1) To sit down in such a way that your own penis actually slips into your own anal cavity. Accidentally, of course.
ie. "Dude, I was at White Castle last night and accidentally Todded myself." Note: White Castle had nothing to do with the Todding; it was purely coincidental.
2) That act of giving/receiving anal penetration, either to yourself or someone else. This version requires consent by both parties, ie. non-accidental.
ie. "Yo, last night my girlfriend let me 'Todd' her. Im gonna ask her to marry me today"
3) To have your ass handed to you, figuratively speaking.
ie. While playing poker you loose, bad: "Bro, you just got Todded."
ie. "Dude, I was at White Castle last night and accidentally Todded myself." Note: White Castle had nothing to do with the Todding; it was purely coincidental.
2) That act of giving/receiving anal penetration, either to yourself or someone else. This version requires consent by both parties, ie. non-accidental.
ie. "Yo, last night my girlfriend let me 'Todd' her. Im gonna ask her to marry me today"
3) To have your ass handed to you, figuratively speaking.
ie. While playing poker you loose, bad: "Bro, you just got Todded."
1) ie. "Dude, I was at White Castle last night and accidentally Todded myself." Note: White Castle had nothing to do with the Todding, purely coincidental.
2) ie. "Yo, last night my girlfriend let me 'Todd' her. Im gonna ask her to marry me today"
3) ie. While playing poker you loose, bad: "Bro, you just got Todded."
2) ie. "Yo, last night my girlfriend let me 'Todd' her. Im gonna ask her to marry me today"
3) ie. While playing poker you loose, bad: "Bro, you just got Todded."
by HypotheticallySpeaking April 03, 2014
by thpdutpd May 20, 2010
Todd Tod Show IPA verb, Todded, Todding, Todder
1.
To do something that involves failing to see something; to be blind.
2.
To do something so blind everyone else laughs; shoot at nothing in call of duty (Video Game).
3.
To act blind; to fail to see somehthing repeatedly over a shot period of time.
4.
To act blind over a long period of time usualy over a day or more.
1.
To do something that involves failing to see something; to be blind.
2.
To do something so blind everyone else laughs; shoot at nothing in call of duty (Video Game).
3.
To act blind; to fail to see somehthing repeatedly over a shot period of time.
4.
To act blind over a long period of time usualy over a day or more.
"Wow that guy just ran past 3 people hes such a todd."
"OMFG you just todded so hard, now were going to loose."
"Sorry guys im todding hard today..."
"That guys such a todder he always fails to see things."
"OMFG you just todded so hard, now were going to loose."
"Sorry guys im todding hard today..."
"That guys such a todder he always fails to see things."
by Maliaht September 11, 2011
Short for having a Touch of Down Syndrome. This slang term does not apply to actual people suffering from down syndrome. This instead applies to intoxicated persons who look, act, and talk like they are disabled due to alcohol and/or drugs.
After Sean, Tommy, Sarah, Sara, Mindy, or LEW have too many drinks, they are TODS.
Andre is at 50% TODS but any more alcohol, he will be full blown.
Chuck is so wasted he is making out with that fat chick, he definitely has TODS.
Andre is at 50% TODS but any more alcohol, he will be full blown.
Chuck is so wasted he is making out with that fat chick, he definitely has TODS.
by NumerPing!!! November 22, 2011
by darktrance March 02, 2013
by Sarah Dawson November 16, 2007
A sneaky way of telling your mates there's a hot girl around without them knowing you're talking about them. T.O.D. stands for "Titties on display".
"Hey mate, check out Tod over there with the big ol' titties."
Or if you'd like to be less conspicuous: "Here comes Tod."
Or if you'd like to be less conspicuous: "Here comes Tod."
by Jordan1Kenobi January 09, 2017