toby keith 

Toby Keith is simply "The Best", A true man who is not afraid to speak his mind and stand up for what he believes is right. A man with a lot of talent who also makes everything he touches turn to money.

Toby Keith has music, horses, bars, golf courses, bank and the list goes on and one.

toby keith by JoeyM June 22, 2006

toby keith 

Role model for rural youth - extraordinary singer/songwriter; successful and savvy businessman; dedicated family man; patriotic and non-partisan; philanthropist; supporter of other creative and under appreciated singer songwriters

Toby Keith has sold millions of albums, owns ILBT&G, race horses, Ally's House, married at least 22 years to same woman, coaches young son's football team, supports education for daughter before singing career, visits troups in Iraq, Africa, Germany and other outposts - regularly and without fanfare - or extra pay

toby keith by ljnelson September 5, 2008

Toby Keith 

1. The most American man in fucking America.
More American than if George Washington fucked Betsy Ross.

2. A famous country singer.

Toby Keith is just fucking American.

Toby Keith by Americanperson September 1, 2013

Toby Keith Syndrome 

Toby Keith Syndrome is a dangerous condition in which an out of shape individual recognizes that he is not as good as he once was, but sets out to prove that he is as good once as he ever was. This syndrome offen results in orthopedic injuries. The condition is more commonly seen on weekends, holidays, and surrounding the timing of major sports balls events.

Did you hear the Colonel blew out his knee? These war games are spreading Toby Keith Syndrome!

Toby Keith Syndrome by Nopenotadoctor February 7, 2025