Toilexty

The feeling of panic you get when you notice the empty toilet paper roll after you’ve already done your business.

-look at him panicking on the toilet
-what is wrong with him
-he is suffering toilexty

by sophia moose June 6, 2017

Toblerone tunnel

The triangular gap between a woman's upper thighs, immediately beneath the vulva.

From the evocative shape of said void and the habit of some who like to slide the eponymous chocolate treat through it.

Woman: Do these jeans make me look fat?
Man: No, but they do accentuate your Toblerone tunnel.

by Tama Boyle February 3, 2007

toblerone

One of the most delicious chocolates in the world that come from Switzerland.

This Toblerone is so good that I almost orgasmed in my pants.

chocolate Switzerland

by rae89 July 18, 2009

tobleroned

A consequence of being triple analed, the arse hole of the recipient gapes in a triangular shape looking like someone has beaten a toblerone up there with a hammer.

Me and my mates tobleroned your mum

by grandmother fucker August 19, 2013

Toblerone Boots

A person with an inability to direct a football/soccer ball towards their intended target, thus miss kicking the ball in random directions every time it leaves their boots. Similar to 50 pence head.

Man 1 - (Puts arms up signalling for team-mate to pass the ball to him)

Man 2 - (Kicks ball with intent to pass to man 1, ball flies off in a completely different direction)

Man 1 - "Oh you've got your Toblerone Boots on today"

by TheMasey October 1, 2012

Toblerone

The triangular space formed between the top of the thighs and genitalia on some women (shaped much like the famous chocolate treat of the same name).

"Did you see the toblerone on that woman? She has a totally hot bod!"

by rivit December 14, 2008

tobler

to be by oneself. derived from the word 'toblerone' (to-hob-ler-own) it is used when somebody is left with none of their friends.

'thanks for being so late...i've been sitting on my tobler for a half an hour!!'

by Maria Donnellan December 6, 2005