Texas Toadstool

When a man sits over a womans face and craps into her mouth while she vigorously masterbates.

"Dude she totally puked when i texas toadstooled her!"

by Zurp May 2, 2005

vomiting toadstool

With the similar shape of a thin stemmed mushroom and rounded head, the vomiting toadstool is
literally, an erect penis ejaculating semen.

"That porn star's penis looks just like a vomiting toadstool!"

by johnny30 February 18, 2009

Toastmold

The Supreme Being. Can only be killed by plasticine

"Lo it is the Toastmold!

by Toastmold August 2, 2003

Toadstool

A short and fat penis.

Girl 1: I finally slept with that tall guy and he was equipped with a short fat stump.

Girl 2: Ah, another victim of the toadstool.

by barbiesboobs December 18, 2011

Punchin' the Toadstool

verb, slang for intercourse

Yo, Weegee, that Peach bitch told me to put on a Mushroom Suit before punchin' the toadstool last night!

by PockyGT November 5, 2008

Toastwolf

An annoying little bitch who often trolls RP sites. Normally steals someone's identity to make them seem like an ass.

HH: I'm the biggest retard evar!!!1!!1

HH: That wasn't me!

HH: Yes it was

HH: =_=" This dude's a complete Toastwolf

by Shakacan February 27, 2010

Toadstool Takeover

A trashy you tuber who uploads bad content and has a mic which can be comparable to a potato.

Loser :Have you watched Toadstool Takeovers latest video?
Non-Loser: What are you fucking gay?

by ZonaZayinHarah March 1, 2018