TMP 

TMP also known as - Touch My Penis
One male is pinned down and another male pulls out his penis and begins to masterbate on to the first male. The first male must touch the other males penis (and suffer being called a faggot). If the penis is not touched, then the only way to end the game is by the other male finishing.

TMP!!!!!!

TMP by TMP69696969696969 June 28, 2010

TMP 

Touch My Penis
or in Spanish, Toca Me la Penga
It is multi-lingual.

This came from a conversation about abbreviations such as IDK, OMG etc... thus TMP was born.

TMP has already spread widely through out Houston and we hope it continues to do so. Young and old all appreciate the TMP.

OMG, TMP! What are you doing 2nite? IDK TMP?

TMP by Jesus Sordizzle January 13, 2009

TMP 

An extremely powerfull weapon cablable of killing anything in its path. Many people try to use the TMP, but fail misserably.
Only the best hugest nerds that play CS all day long, are able to snipe with the TMP on maps such as de_dust2 and de_inferno

Many times have i been raped by a huge nerd at huge ranged, but this is only possible with a TMP.

The only weapon cabable of beating a huge nerd with a TMP is a huge nerd with duel scoped, duel berreta elites with duel laser sights.

DE_DUST2:
Huge nerd #1 is CT and buys TMP.
Huge nerd #1's team is ecoing and decides to all camp B.
Huge nerd #2 is T and buys Elites.

Huge nerd #1 tries to sniper with the TMP at mid through DD.
Huge nerd #2 Duel Sniper Duel Elites mid from T spawn.

Huge nerd #2 killed Huge nerd #1 with a duel elites
Huge nerd #2 killed SK|Heaton with a duel elites
Huge nerd #2 killed SK|Potti with a duel elites
Huge nerd #2 killed SK|Fisker with a duel elites
Huge nerd #2 killed SK|Element with a duel elites

SK: GG

TMP by Demon February 2, 2005

tmp 

That's My Point

person 1: hey do you remember these?
person 2: no?

person 1: it must have been an older brother thing
person 2: I don't have an older brother
person 1: tmp

tmp by bagelwoman32 July 28, 2016

TMP 

Too Much Porn

My computer froze up again, i think its from TMP.

TMP by chico sucio December 3, 2010

TMP 

The Magic Pussy-

An Acronym for a woman known for being amazing at sex or simply having a vagina that will make you blow your load in a few mintutes

"Yo bro be carfull tonight that chick Tymeka has TMP"

TMP by SlayerPro69 August 26, 2019

TMP 

TMP is teh l33t 3char :P

haah

TMP by 248 March 29, 2003