ticket proof

You get a free pass professional courtesy when you get stopped by the cops for a traffic violation because you are an off-duty or retired cop and have a cop ID to flash when the officer requests your drivers license.

Cop's wives and girlfriends are also ticket proof and so are off-duty firefighters.

Nobody is ticket proof with the Arizona DPS, and with some California Highway Patrol officers. Don't count on your police ID to help you much if your breath smells like a brewery.

That trooper said he had me clocked at 95, good thing I'm ticket proof or that would have been one hell of an expensive ticket.

by warnhubb September 23, 2006

Tickelled

Viscously humping a man until his banjo string hangs by a thread. Usually accompanied by gushings of blood, embarrassment, and shame

Friend 1: 'Why are you limping?'
Friend 2: 'Alice Tickelled me again'

by Wasteyman865 January 23, 2015

Fun tickets

Cash, to have a good time with. Not for bills, rent, groceries, etc.

Sorry guys I spent all my fun tickets on that lap dance.(when it's your turn to buy a round)

by Justin Ehlert January 7, 2004

ticketbastard

another word for ticketmaster.

a monopoly that is in the ticket selling and distribution business.

also see bastard.

The band Pearl Jam boycotted venues run by Ticketmaster in 1994 and filed an unfair business practice law suit against the giant.
Because of their monopolizingways their name is synonymous with ticketbastard.

by surfer girl May 6, 2005

TicketBastard

an overpriced ticket monopoly that will screw you any way they can.

TicketBastard, don't care about people, cause they're the antichrist.

by v1cious May 14, 2004

Patron Ticket

When betting on sporting matches, a series of bets that when combined on one ticket will total signifcant winnings with a minimal bet. After winning such a ticket, a round of Patron shots could be easily purchased without worry of the cost.

"I could win $875 on my $3 bet with this Patron Ticket. All I need now is for the Royals to beat the A's by 2 runs or more."

"When I win my Patron Ticket, I'm gonna buy a round of Patron for everyone. All the haters, however, will get a Patron shot in the eye"

by Nips Gurunt June 13, 2009

half a ticket

A 'ticket' is slang for 1 million dollars. Thus, half a ticket would be worth $500,000. Pretty pricey.

She in da murda biness, got half a ticket on her wriss

by Willnatl May 22, 2014