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Titusville, NJ 

A small town located north of Trenton and south of Lambertville, NJ. The population of deer far outnumbers people in Titusville. Titusville is the site of the famous Christmas night crossing before the Battle of Trenton which turned the tides of the Revolutionary War. If you live in Titusville you may be late to work sometimes because you are stuck behind a tractor, or because the township always plows your roads last. The social scene in Titusville consists of bonfires and running around in Washington Crossing State Park after hours. Don't be alarmed, you may hear fisher cats at night, just keep your chickens in their coup. If you own a pontoon boat, go tubing, like to hang out on the docks or have at one time constructed your own raft and attempted to float it on the Delaware, you are referred to as a "river-rat". If your elementary school is named after a saloon, you know everything about the woods at the end of your neighborhood, and you had one hell of a childhood then raise your beer because you grew up in Titusville.
"Damn, look at the size of that gun, she must be from Titusville, NJ."
Titusville, NJ by Miss4thofJuly January 6, 2012
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Titsville 

Unintentional misspelling of Titusville Florida on mail addresses , order and address forms and in newspapers. See Tightassville. Considered "naughty."
1. Phone Order clerk:" I want to confirm that address again. You want that delivered to 104 Oak Street in Titsville ( teheheh) Florida 32783? Right? (teheheh)
Female Customer: " (sigh)No, No..that's Titusville....
Phone Order clerk: "Oh..It looked like Titsville!"
Female Customer: "Gee I've never heard that before. Listen pervert, congratulations you said "tits" to a customer. Now can we finish order...do you want my credit card number or my bra size?"
Titsville by Global Feetus April 10, 2007

tipsville 

a low socio economic suburb of a town, infested with tip rats usually driven through with caution and a locked car.
this suburb is pretty tipsville... it used to be nice...
tipsville by Anthony L June 17, 2006

titusvillian 

A citizen who lives in Titusville Pa, more specifically someone that makes, sells, and consumes meth
Jerome: “Hey Tina! I just got this new batch made, I gotta sell some but after I have a little left, wanna geek out?!”
Tina: “Hell yeah! That would be so fun, we are such titusvillians.”
titusvillian by Tilly_Balls42 November 20, 2021