twitternutting

twtternutting: the art of flexing nuts on twitter to get what you want

we pay $1000/month for our webserver with acquia and they went down. i filed a critical ticket and no response. i called them and it went to voicemail (wtf). after an hour, no call back or reply so i started twitternutting them and 2 of their engineers replied immediately

by twitternutter June 22, 2011

Twitterette's Syndrome

Variant of Tourette's Syndrome which manifests itself solely through compulsive, repetitive, ignorant and inflammatory Tweets.

I'm sure we can avoid catastrophic trade wars if we just explain to the rest of the world that {POTUS} has Twitterette's Syndrome.

by Mr. Surly January 30, 2017

titernet

The internet as seen by a guy with some time alone.

Saturday night I have by myself, so I generally porn about on the titernet.

by Jamin3D December 15, 2008

Sitternet

A child who comes home after school and is given a computer in lieu of adult supervision.The modern day equivalent of a latch-key kid.

Judy can't afford an after school sitter, so she bought a sitternet.

by JasonAspen October 2, 2009

twitterletariat

The ordinary folks on Twitter. Everyone else on Twitter aside politicians, celebrities, ideologues and the twitterati

Lecturer : “No one believes 45 and the garbage he spews”

Student: “Large numbers of the twitterletariat do, Sir!”

Teacher: “Large numbers of what?”

(Everyone in class burst out laughing)

by luvoski November 4, 2018

Tinternet

a common term used in reference to the world wide web, in places that are yet to experience cyber-evolution.

tourist: excuse me, where is the nearest wifi or internet cafe?
local: oh no dear theres no tinternet round here

by zozab June 27, 2011

twinternet

slang for internet. see also twinterweb

do you have the twinternet?

by mad sam purple'ead February 1, 2005