Titosaurus

A girl with tits so large that they would be proportionate to someone the size of a dinosaur.

Did you see the rack on her, she was a real Titosaurus, I'd love to motorboat those monsters.

by Jay bonjo July 15, 2009

shabby titmuss

An expression to accurately sum up the lower-than-your-boots level to which the Z lister Ms Titmuss has sunk in an attempt to publicise herself to death.

Yeh, like we won't see her without her clothes on anymore as she has recently boasted. Yeh, Yeh, hairy arseholes - that is as likely as that long drink of scottish water John Leslie returning to the couch with Fern Britten...........

Good looking, granted but a real wrong-un

Shabby Titmuss and the foray into Adult Channel presenting

Hells Kitchen

Her grubby website with her big jugged friend - Linsey Prawn McKenzie

Her threesome sex video and 'recruitment' of young pretty girls for modelling

by Paulus the wood wood gnome, the wood wood gnome etc. January 19, 2008

Timos

A greek god stuck in debt

RP: Where is Timos?
Kingsley: Handling his debts.

by kaisermonke February 8, 2021

Titmouse

Small, invisible rodent that leads what one imagines is an idyllic existence in the ample cleavage of beautiful ladies.

Gordon: I'd love to be Nigella Lawson's titmouse.

by Citizen Sade March 14, 2008

Titnosis

1) A peculiar condition of the nervous system, induced by a fixed and abstracted attention of the mental and visual eye, on a pair of great tits.

2) Titnosis is a trance-like state in which you have heightened focus, concentration and inner absorption on a pair of great tits. When you're under titnosis, you usually feel calm and relaxed, and you can concentrate intensely on only one thought, memory, or feeling while blocking out distractions.

Under titnosis, you're more open than usual to suggestions, and this can be used to modify your perceptions, behavior, sensations and emotions. You're more open to suggestion during titnosis so your free will is gone and you lose control over your behavior.

Cindy demonstrated the power of Titnosis by wearing a push-up bra with a deep V-Neck shirt. She had every guy in the room titnotised as soon as she walked through the door.

by Robert Eely July 26, 2010

tittos

Attractively shaped breasts, particularly very large ones.

an attractive woman with DDs (and up) walks by.

You, to friend: "Dude, tittos."

by Annihilationscape January 21, 2009

titmotized

When you are convinced into doing something just because the person asking you has a cracking pair of boobs. Generally this could mean you wake up with a BOBFOC the next morning

Can't believe I got blagged into that one, I must have been titmotized

by synathnic September 5, 2014