TomMonster

The modern day TomMonster of the 2020s differs drastically from the 2000s TomMonster in a lot of rather interesting ways I think. The previous TomMonster would require sexual activities daily as a form of exercise and entertainment. The current TomMonster can go without for a substantial period of time. Anthropologists believe that this is due to a large influx of Soy and other products such as Sun Flower seed oils, GMO foods from non organic products, copious amounts of alcohol and chicken replacing beef that is increasing estrogen. The TomMonster is more in like with the average person than an actual monster. We are not sure if the TomMonster is faking it or if it has actually changed. More research needs to be done.

The TomMonster of the 2020s is more like a giant teddy bear than the TomMonster of the 2000s.

The TomMonster likes to keep to himself and does not like to harm anyone whether it’s an animal or a male or female. It doesn’t seem to have a propensity for violence like the previous TomMonster did.

by YeahBuddyLW September 9, 2023

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titmonger

A person who absolutely adores tits.

"He's a titfreak!"
"He's a complete titmonger!"

by alxuk.top May 13, 2005

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tit monster

the elderly woman with the over-inflated basketballs under her blouse that sits on the bench in public square (in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania) that tries to coerce pedestrians into buying a dirty comb for 10 cents.

Tit Monster: *in a gravelly voice* HEY. Wanna buy a comb?

by Henry Kissenger June 25, 2008

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