R Tistic

1. The step after being an R Tard

2. To be a pushover; or manwhore.

3. To be a dick or complete asshole
Gamer:Did you see that R Tistic fuck!?!He totally noob tubed me!

Teacher: Billy, What's the capital of Louisiana?
Billy: Arkansas?
Teacher: No! Are you fucking R Tistic!?!

Jol: That R Tistic asshole is dating your sister!
Kyle: Whats R tistic mean?
Jol: That's not da point!
by iwreastledabearonce September 17, 2011
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Q-tistics

Short for “QAnon Statistics.” The conspiracy that the corona infections and deaths statistics in the US have been concocted or inflated to make Donald J. Trump look awfully untruthful and inept in managing the pandemic crisis.
President Trump claimed that “Only 6% people actually died of Covid-19,” “99% of coronavirus cases are “totally harmless,” and “US’s Covid-19 mortality rate is the lowest in the world.” Aren’t these examples of Q-tistics?
by Covido September 27, 2020
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hot-tistic

When someone completely loses all social interaction skills when around someone very hot. Similar to autistic, but only around attractive people.
Guy 1: Dude, what is up with you? You are such a social retard around hot chicks. I swear you are hot-tistic. I am not going to be your wingman ever again.

Guy 2: Sorry, I know, it sucks. They are just so hot all I can do is stare at their boobs and then I get caught looking and then I get embarrassed and then I can't be funny and then I start worrying and then it just gets worse from there.

Guy 1: Stop talking. I don't care.
by schmuckaneers October 09, 2009
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bi-tistic

Name for people who think they are autistic.
Friend 1: Hey did you see that girl at the party?
Friend 2: That’s the one who’s telling everyone she’s bi-tistic.
by pussydestroyer75 May 15, 2020
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Narci-tistic

(noun/adj.)
A term for someone who gets called a "narcissist" just because they prioritize their own needs, but who might be autistic and simply navigating the world in a way that neurotypicals (allistics) don’t fully get. People with narci-tistic tendencies might come off as self-focused, but it’s more about them managing sensory overload, social challenges, or the double empathy problem—where their communication style doesn’t always click with others. Instead of being selfish, they’re just living in a world that wasn’t designed with their brain in mind. So, before you slap the "narcissist" label on someone, maybe consider they’re just narci-tistic—a unique blend of misunderstood awesomeness.
Before you accuse me of being self-absorbed, maybe you should consider that I’m just narci-tistic—I need my space to recharge, not because I’m full of myself, but because my brain is wired differently.

Jane’s not being rude or aloof, she’s just narci-tistic—she needs time to process things in her own way, which sometimes looks a bit different from what you’re used to.
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narci-tistic

A term for someone who gets called a "narcissist" just because they prioritize their own needs, but who might be autistic and simply navigating the world in a way that neurotypicals (allistics) don’t fully get. People with narci-tistic tendencies might come off as self-focused, but it’s more about them managing sensory overload, social challenges, or the double empathy problem—where their communication style doesn’t always click with others. Instead of being selfish, they’re just living in a world that wasn’t designed with their brain in mind. So, before you slap the "narcissist" label on someone, maybe consider they’re just narci-tistic—a unique blend of misunderstood awesomeness.
Before you accuse me of being self-absorbed, maybe you should consider that I’m just narci-tistic—I need my space to recharge, not because I’m full of myself, but because my brain is wired differently.

Jane’s not being rude or aloof, she’s just narci-tistic—she needs time to process things in her own way, which sometimes looks a bit different from what you’re used to.
by Love Deep August 16, 2024
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Narc-tistic

Comorbidity of autism and narcissism. You know the saying about being neutral in the face of oppression...
"I think that my boss is autistic "
"Yeah but didn't he just call that kid a racial slur?"
"Ohh gotcha maybe he's narc-tistic, let's get him healed or back off for a bit"
by Texas Mike O'Shayette April 24, 2024
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