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timus

its a cell phone company that some speed freak who hooks up cell phones frauduently and calls his little company "timus mobility"
john - " is that a timus phone you got". mark- "yes it is and i only paid 40 dollars for it and its worked for free for two months.
by timmy meade September 29, 2008
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timeshort

Slang for someone who has sexual intercourse with many women.
Did you see that dude last night? He sure is a timeshort.
by The Real Timeshort March 17, 2023
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ghetto timeshare

the act of buying something and splitting the cost with a friend or group of friends when the cost is under $100, and the group plans to share the item equally
$40 webcam, splitting $20 a piece, alternating possession every week is a ghetto timeshare
by Bob k. garf June 24, 2010
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Timeshare pussy

Roommate 1"Ayy who was that girl you brought in last night?"
Roommate 2"Nah it was just a timeshare pussy."
by SwagasaurusFlex October 15, 2017
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Timeshitting

Timesheeting at a public toilet. When a public toilet cleaner ticks off their daily assigned tasks at regular intervals, while reporting any defect or breakdown, on a washroom inspection card.
The poor sanitary conditions at most public toilets worldwide shows that most janitors pay lip service to timeshitting, who are often pissed off by the inconsiderate behaviors of some members of the public, such as squatting with their dirty shoes on the toilet bowl, failing to flush the toilet after use, and stealing toilet rolls.
by Fasters January 26, 2022
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Timesha

Timesha's are funny smart and cute. Can take anyone's man without trying, and a great friend to have.
by Tee13 December 20, 2016
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timeshafted

past participle of "timeshaft": To be caught up to real time on one's DVR (digital video recorder) or Tivo and prevented from fast-forwarding through commercials or other uninteresting or dull parts.

See also timeshafting or timeshaft.
"I was watching the Grammy's on my DVR until I got timeshafted and had to watch Stevie Nicks and Taylor Swift perform in real time. I thought Taylor's caterwauling would never end."
by toddx February 3, 2010
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