Timpervanous

A male with a ridiculously large number of female friends, but doesn't have the ability to score any of them.

Is that guy ever going to get laid by those chicks? He must be Timpervanous

by The Unknown Avenger February 10, 2009

timpleplop

a shite post made by Minnie_timperly

Read that post yet - it was really shite

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

Temptest

The feeling or urge to masturbate but you know you can not.

Terry said to Jim, “I’m feeling very temptest right now”

by LittleDbrothers January 15, 2020

rumptle tumptel

Rumptle tumptel is a made up phrase completely fabricated by an oblivious buffoon. This is not a scientific term, if anyone tells you it is, they are woefully mistaken.

oblivious buffoon :
"rumptle tumptel"

ordinary individual :
"OH WOW. die."

by elbendindenmentern den derfilm July 26, 2022

timperley

A small fishing marina on the southern outskirts of Manc land. Full of faggots and lezzers.

Nelly: Are you coming for a pint in Timperley ?
Paul: Nah its full of fags and lezzers.

by stunty June 24, 2006

temptedtt

A shitty ass spam

“Do you follow temptedtt on Instagram?”
“No that’s a shitty ass spam!”

by Zikzjxhsisknxbxjaosj June 22, 2021

timperio

a really cool motherfucker
has very large balls and ass checks but nothing in comparison to he's shwang

haaaaaayy! looooooooook at timperiooooo (must be said in slow motion)

by cockhound mcgee July 7, 2009