Old timer

Someone thats been alive for a long time

The word can be used like this "Man that old timer knows his stuff, go ask him how to do it" If you need fishing tips ask a old timer they know there stuff

by Mike May 02, 2004

Lady Timer

This simply is a tool to time your ladies. Hence Lady Timer. Can be anything from a piece of paper to your mobile phone when used to time dates.

Dude1: "Look lets steal this nerds calendar"

Dude2: "Yeah. Why the hell would he need a Lady Timer"?

by Don Frye February 03, 2010

two timer

a person that is seeing two people at the same time.

You are such a two timer! Never go out with 2 guys at once you whore!

by trancemaster365 November 21, 2006

free-timer

like a part-timer or a full-timer, but one major difference, a free-timer has no job. they have a lot of free time, so they are therefore a free-timer.

kaatisu: so, what do you do during the week?

girl in club: oh, im a free-timer.

by Kaatisu January 21, 2007

short timer

That bastard co-worker who found a better job and no longer gives a shit about shit.

Don't even bother waking Jim, he's a short timer.

by kevin December 07, 2003

Social Timer

An unchangeable personality feature that defines an individual's ablilty to withstand forced or unwelcomed social interaction.

Hey, where did dad go? We're not even through the first sermon yet!
I think his Social Timer expired; he said something like: 'This is fucking bullshit', and walked out...

by YAWA August 05, 2019

short timer

After turning in your resignation, you end up not giving a damn about your job during the remaining two weeks notice you gave them

Sure, I'm leaving and gave two weeks notice, but I REALLY want it to be over NOW. I have short timer disease

by Devious Steve O May 26, 2006