Tisto is the world's best electronic dance dj. He is also believe to be the second coming of Christ or what the Jewish community would call "Messiah."
by AZN_Slayer October 25, 2007
1. Dutch DJ with no skills known for jesusposing and trainwreck transitions
2. Owner of a Chinese restaurant in Amsterdam
2. Owner of a Chinese restaurant in Amsterdam
by DJ Cret1 July 11, 2008
v: to make a trance/techno song that's top-notch.
a: someone who is very skilled in making digital music.
a: someone who is very skilled in making digital music.
by nick March 14, 2003
Jim: Dude, I've been listening to DJ Tiesto all day long!"
Tim: Careful Jim. I'm not sure you can handle so much sheer awesomeness. Your head might explode.
Tim: Careful Jim. I'm not sure you can handle so much sheer awesomeness. Your head might explode.
by msmidori July 17, 2008
A state of absolute inebriation from the effects of alcohol. Stumbling and mumbling are just two characteristics of this state. Losing one's friends in a crowded place and having no recollection of where you are, how you got there or how you're getting home as you wander aimlessly in search of lord knows what also characterize this drunken state. Being ‘Tiesto Drunk’ makes one wish they were dead instead of this drunk, but is not to the potentially fatal point of having alcohol poisoning.
by Brandon January 04, 2005
E-Tard: DUDE DJ Tiesto is ILL man I'm rolling meh tits off!!
Ninja: Shuriken!! *ded*
(see also Paul Oakenfold)
Ninja: Shuriken!! *ded*
(see also Paul Oakenfold)
by zassibari August 05, 2009
1. Tiesto Tuesday is the act of choosing DJ Tiesto's music to listen to for the majority or all of the day.
2. Can also be used to mask confused yelling of fellow office workers when the annoying Tuesday issues come in.
2. Can also be used to mask confused yelling of fellow office workers when the annoying Tuesday issues come in.
We didn't hear Chip yelling at Josh on the phone because Tiesto Tuesday was cranked up on the uber expensive Sonos speaker system.
by emoSyuG November 05, 2020