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Today you, tomorrow me

From the spanish "hoy por tí, mañana por yo", it is used to "justify"acts of kindness toward strangers.
Thanks for helping me with my flat tire. Please accept this $50 as a token of my gratitude.
No need. Today you, tomorrow me
by Rahxephon000 December 22, 2010
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big tiddy goth gf

a female that wears black and has dark makeup, and has abnormally large breasts. Also is your girlfriend
Did somebody order a big tiddy goth gf?

I just want a big tiddy goth gf.
by BONELESS PIZZZZZZA May 3, 2018
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Schrödinger’s Tiddy

Schrödinger’s Tiddy is the condition created when the various men in an audience simultaneously think a female performer is both too exposed and too modest at the exact same time.

(Created during rant by ashleyroboto on December 5, 2019.)
What do you want?!? I can’t have Schrödinger’s Tiddy.”
by autopatch December 6, 2019
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tidy boozin'

A night of heavy, prolonged boozin' which often results in wet nights, office sleepovers or venereal disease.
Anyone up for boozin' tonight? How about tidy boozin'?
by pandalova February 21, 2014
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i just busted a fat nut earlier today

when you busted a fat nut earlier today.
Yo, I just busted a fat nut earlier today!
by xray489 March 21, 2021
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It Seems Today

That all you see,

Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good ol' fashioned values?
On which we used to rely!
Lucky theres a Family Guy!
Lucky theres a man who,
Positively can do,
All the things that make us...
Laugh and cry!
He's!
A!
Fam!
-ly!
Guy!
by ItSeemsToday October 15, 2019
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did you pray today

a meme created by @justjoofficial where he makes percussion with his balls
"Did you pray today?"

"John you've been saying this all week stfu"

"Did you pray today? I could dick you down on some gangster shit"
by whydid2020exist September 25, 2023
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