throcket

thot rocket

Jake C. Is the biggest Throcket this side of the Mississippi.

by Yeeeeeyeeeeeyeeeee May 14, 2019

Thock

Girthy or rather thick male penis(cock)

Omg Kimmmy look at his thock, I don’t think I can take that.

Wow that’s a nice thock !

Do you have a thock ?

by Mike e February 11, 2021

thock

the sound signature of a deep sounding keyboard

damn that's one thocky board.
Wow it's so thocky!
but is your keyboard this thocky?

by icey_keebs August 27, 2021

Thwackburger Junior

The noob or newbie in your workgroup whose very presence makes your skin crawl. Little or no social graces. Has many certifications, but when tasked with a job, often fails in a sad, pathetic, uninformed way. Often in a position with a status of "Junior" to a superior, more experienced individual.

The system is completely hosed; Thwackburger Junior must have been working on it again.

by Loopy November 22, 2004

dick thwacking contest

any exchange in which opposing parties will carry out brazen competitive acts purely based on the idea that self-fulfillment will be derived from the intensity of the sound produced when they allow the underside of their dick to drop onto a cold, granite countertop (i.e. a thwack). The louder the thwack, the more intrinsically valuable that person is to the world.

Kline keeps donating money to organizations to have buildings named after himself, and Specter reacts by donating more himself, to place his name on more buildings. It's a giant-ass dick thwacking contest.

The cold war was effectively a dick thwacking contest between the US and Russia.

by big_dick_ben December 3, 2018

throckysexual

Sexual attraction to your friend’s cousin: Throckmorton, the skateboarder

Me: Damn, Throcky looking extra thicc today, amirite?
Friend: Are you Throckysexual??

by throckmorton June 16, 2018

Thwok

The sound of swining a sword at someone.

*thwok!*

by Solon1 October 25, 2011