tweetin'

(v.) To suck your own cock

Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"

Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweetin'"

by Ass Masterz December 6, 2009

Tweetin

(v.) To suck your own cock

Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"

Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweetin"

by Ass Masterz December 1, 2009

tweeting

(v.) To suck your own cock

Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"

Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweeting"

by Da Ass Master December 7, 2009

twentington

That's numberwang!

Simon: "Twentington"
Host: "That's numberwang!"

by mp3yt0n November 3, 2019

Air Tweeting

Tweeting towards someone without mentioning their name.

Person 1: "I knew she was talking about me"
Person 2:"Was she air tweeting again"

Person 1:"Yes"

by Snapback_McFly June 15, 2011

reality-tweeting

Speaking words to another person. Conversating.

I ain't tweeted no shit in a while on account I've been "reality-tweeting" or "talking to other humans" as we called it back in the day of yore

by Euphonious Munk June 14, 2011

Thwarting

Another word for ruin, specifically if the person committing the act has no idea what they are doing.

“So what are you doing? Thwarting my plans?”

by [Insert Anonymous Name Here] February 6, 2021