thwart

To block or prevent from happening...or, when used in slang, to destroy someone or something out of anger.

If he acts like that again, I will legit thwart him

by Kristi SuppleSebum February 15, 2009

thwart

squirrel

Opposing force mechanism that is encountered as kinetic friction when any mechanism operates/pushes forward through existence in the universe.

Due to a high level of thwart, Joe was not able to make the basketball go through the basket even once.

by Killan Green November 10, 2003

Thwart

A certain species of blowfish found in only suburban counties. Usually seen eating or playing a gameboy, he is very vulnerable to occassional slaps across the face. Isolated most of the times, he takes no interest in sports, the only time when he can be found in public is when he is hanging around summer school.

Damn, that thwart's been on the TV for a longass time. Kick his ass and get him off.

Damn, that thwart's been on the gameboy for a longass time.

Thwart took my food!!

Thwart's face is red from all those slaps.

by Fawad, Bilal, Ahsan, F August 4, 2004

thwart

to sneeze and the fart at the same time.

while in the restroom John needed to thwart his brains out.

by Peter_k May 11, 2007

thwart

A mixture of two words, 'twat' and 'what'. Made up by lil john and his eastside boiz homies.

Used as a degrading word. Such as; 'Sally is a thwart'.

by Peter March 19, 2005

thwart pluto

The act of manipulating the tip and opening of the penis in such a way that you speak with the mouth of the dick.

Before sticking it in Sally's butt, Jerry performed a thwart pluto to impress his mate.

by latter day taints December 8, 2013

Genital Thwart

When one person puts forth resistance between two other people looking to hook up. Also known as a cock-block.

Cindy was totally into me. I was definitely going to hit that, but Sally didn't want us to hook up, she made up all these lies about me, and gave me a genital thwart.

by oliverdplasse August 20, 2010