Turdling

n.

a meager drop of shit hanging from the anus that refuses to drop unless wiped away causing not discomfort but of being just an annoyance

Fuck man, why won't this turdling just fucking drop!?!?

by Pimpilicious August 1, 2003

Trundling

The act of sticking ones finger or other object up another's anus in an attempt to cause discomfort.

Wow Josh was trundling someone so hard that they sharted and pooped a little.

by Bow N Arrow July 27, 2011

ball twiddling

The process in which the balls are being caressed and played with by someone's hands and or fingers. This can be a form of ball juggling as well. Ball twiddling also refers to the action of placing the balls in and around the mouth.

While blowing him, for maximum effect I gave him an epic ball twiddling as well.

by bosswoman December 28, 2014

turdling

A weasle like co-worker who blocks any hope of enjoyment.

I was heading for the stairs 15 minutes early when the turdling spotted me, so now I'm stuck here until 5.

by fatmacman September 5, 2005

tuddling

like sexting, but instead of describing sexually explicit exploits through text, you describe cuddling instead!

Boy: Now I'm going to wrap my arms around you and not let go!
Girl: I love being the little spoon and I love tuddling with you :

by Larry Smarter April 18, 2011

Log Twoddling

doing absolutely nothing, but meant to sound as if your doing something dirty

screw this, lets go log twoddling

by Dani.Coast June 5, 2010

log twaddling

a phrase that sounds dirty, but really isn't anything

1: Hey man I just exercising all day you do anything.

2: No I've just been log twaddling all day.

by freddie mama January 18, 2011