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My cousin Throckmorton

Me: Duuuuuuuuude my cousin throckmorton you shredded that skate park last night mannnnnn
My cousin throckmorton: wasn’t even that hard mannnn my saxophone kept me going mannnnnn
by Sumdum fuk April 28, 2020
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Throck

A portmanteau combining the words "Throbbing" and "Cock". One gets a throck when he hasn't had action in a while, and that little guy down there won't rest until he is furiously stimulated.
Girl: Damn, what's that going on down there?
Guy: Sorry, but I just can't seem to get rid of this crazy throck.
by dirk swanson November 4, 2009
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Throckmorton

1. Term in radiology used to describe the likelihood that the direction that the penis is hanging towards is the side of the trauma or injury.
2. Can also be referred to as a positive or negative throckmorton.

positive throckmorton-toward the injury

negative throckmorton - away from the injury

Direction of the dangle points the way to the pain.
Tech: "Is that a hairline fracture in the left femur?"

Radiologist: "Why of course! Didn't you notice the throckmorton?"
by pseudoten June 5, 2010
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Throcking

(ptcpl.vb.)
The action of continually pushing down the lever on a pop-up toaster in the hope that you will thereby get it to understand that you want it to toast something.
by Nick March 28, 2003
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Throckmorton

Your cousin, throckmorton
“hey you hear throckmorton is coming over?“
“our crazy cool goose chasing skate board ridin cousin!“
by Tingle me dingle July 11, 2023
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Throckmorton

A man that likes to have lots of gay sex. Like A LOT of gay sex. He's so horny and deprived of women that he became gay just to get head.
The male version of Hoe for females.
James: Did you hear how Jack had that huge gay orgy last night?
Jayce: Yeah he was a total Throckmorton
by The word Professorional May 31, 2022
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Throckmorton sign

If you break your hip your dong will always point to the side that is broken.
Tom wiped out shredding the gnar, his X-rays show his dong pointing left. Doc says the throckmorton sign never lies. It's l fractured left hip .
by Turd furgason January 30, 2014
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