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throwck

to chock someone while you throw them simotaniously by the neck
my roommate was talking shit, so to shut him up i was forced to throwck him
by jaydoubleu July 26, 2009
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Throckmorton

He's your cousin who is suuuuper good at skateboarding. Throcky for short.
Me: Hey, did you see my cousin Throckmorton skateboarding last night bro? He kiiiilled it.

Johnathan (or something I don't remember his name): Please set me free I don't know you or Throcky I just want to go back home I have a family and I really don't like being tethered to your basement wall it's cold and i'm hungry and itchy
by Throcky June 7, 2018
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Throckmorton

Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder. Sometimes known as Throcky.
"Your cousin Throckmorton skateboards from rest down a curved, frictionless ramp. If we treat Throckmorton as a particle, he moves through a quarter-circle with radius 3.00 m. Throcky and his skateboard have a total mass of 25.0 kg."
by e-j-o-s June 6, 2018
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Throckmorton

A very good skater. Probably, he is your cousin. Sometimes he is quite obnoxious.
-Hey Throckmorton, wanna han...
*Punch*
- You can't stop a Throck.

*You keep crying over the floor*
by Sred January 24, 2020
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throcket

Jake C. Is the biggest Throcket this side of the Mississippi.
by Yeeeeeyeeeeeyeeeee May 14, 2019
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throckysexual

Sexual attraction to your friend’s cousin: Throckmorton, the skateboarder
Me: Damn, Throcky looking extra thicc today, amirite?
Friend: Are you Throckysexual??
by throckmorton June 16, 2018
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Throck Morton Sign

A medical term used to describe the orientation, as seen on an Xray,of a man's penis with respect to his lower extremity injury. A positive Throck-Morton sign is when the penis points to the side of the injury.
Senior Doctor: Mr. Jones has a femur and tibial fracture of his right leg.

Intern: Incidentally, I note on the x-ray that was taken of his pelvis that his johnson is pointing to the right - the same side as his injuries.

Senior Doctor: That, my young man, is a positive Throck Morton Sign.

Intern: I have so much to learn!

Senior Doctor: Indeed you do, indeed you do.
by RTA16 October 11, 2008
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