throne surfing

Surfing the internet while sitting on the toilet. 24 inch Bar stools work great for a nice platform.

Throne surfing has been a guilty pleasure of mine for quite some time. There's nothing quite like doing your business while you're doing your business.

by bjergen June 25, 2010

Ruby throne

the sexual act of facesitting during one's menstrual period .

Josh: Hey dude how was your date with Nikki last night?
Tom: it was awesome man, i got a ruby throne and a footjob.

by Jackie rose July 16, 2019

face-throttled

Some shit that Mark Mcgrath said to some poor kid who called him "Sugar Gay"

You wanna get fucking face-throttled?

by hellogoodbyeadios May 7, 2018

Game of Thrones

Porn + Lord of the Rings + The Walking Dead

"Dude that guy just got laid and then killed by ice zombies with swords! What the fuck is this!"
"It's Game of Thrones dude, just go with it."

by Azor Ahai August 18, 2016

Throoter

A simultaneous punch in both the throat and the cooter

THAT BITCH DONE THROOTERED ME FOR THE THIRD TIME IN A ROW

SHE GOT THROOTERED AFTER SHE INSULTED CARLA AT MCDONALDS ON DORSETT

by cootersquad January 15, 2017

Thooter

A super thot

“Dang only a thooter would hook up with her boyfriends brother!”

by karmel_skin June 6, 2018

on the throne

Slang for 'on the toilet'

Sorry I didn't reply to your 200 messages/buzzes on Yahoo messenger, I was on the throne.

by Nonflyingfarang January 11, 2008