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thrombosis

The formation of a clot (a.k.a. thrombus) within a blood vessel thereby restricting the flow of blood.
Wilford Brimley got a deep venous thrombosis due to inactivity during an international flight. Lets hope he doesn't get a pulmonary embolism.
by The Troll May 16, 2006
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thrombie

when someone shows signs or distress, discomfort, and is generally agitated, usually for some unknown reason.
god man!!! stop having a flipping thrombie!
by Shoegazer27 December 27, 2010
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Deep Vein Thrombonesis

Deep vein thrombonesis (throm-BONE-sis), or DVTBONE, is a condition that occurs when copious amounts of blood flows to and settles in the center of a males thick, rigid cock during intercourse or analcourse. The cock becomes overly engorged and swollen to the size of a tennis ball or softball. The blood thickens so much that the male becomes trapped inside the vagina or anus. Even after becoming non-erect or flaccid, Deep Vein Thrombonesis will remain and can take up to an hour or longer for the swelling to subside allowing for the penis to be withdrawn.

Although the condition can look painful, it is generally without pain and in some instances, can enhance the lovemaking.
After an unhealthly combination of viagra and other sex enhancing substances, Luther found himself suffering from Deep Vein Thrombonesis during intercourse with this girlfriend, Nadine. Luther was swollen up the size of a softball and couldn't withdraw for over an hour.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2014
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Thrombosis of the poop shoot

This term is from the late 50s and is used to describe an unidentifiable ass problem.
Why’s Joe so grumpy today?
Ah, don’t pay any attention to him; he has thrombosis of the poop shoot.

Where’s Joe?
He’s in the can again. I think he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.
Must be from the refried beans he had last night.

Where’s Joe?
He’s gone to the doctors. His girlfriend gave it to him up the ass with her strap-on and now he thinks he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.
by RobbieJor March 23, 2005
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thombodus

Literally means "mouth bread" in Volapük.
We gave the children some nice slices of thombodus during the picnic today.
by Bad C dev February 28, 2021
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Deep vein thrombosis

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imma speedrun Just Cause 3 until I get DEEP VEIN THROMBOSIS
by Mr. QB March 7, 2022
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Deep Vein Thrombosis

Deep vein thrombosis (DVT) occurs when a blood clot (thrombus) forms in one or more of the deep veins in the body, usually in the legs. Deep vein thrombosis can cause leg pain or swelling. Sometimes there are no noticeable symptoms. You can get DVT if you have certain medical conditions that affect how the blood clots.
100% speedrunning just cause 3 multiple times may give you deep vein thrombosis
by Blitzkriegsler August 28, 2022
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