Hotter than Satan's gooch

A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole

Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"

by KnightStormer2 April 26, 2015

Slower than guns

Military slang for making bad lifestyle choices.

Since retirement, the Gunny was staying by a bottle and fading slower than guns.

by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

we are tighter than bark on a tree

When you are as close to something as bark on a tree. Usually used to get someone to do something.

Girl: wanna go on a date
Boy: Why should I?
Girl: Because we are tighter than bark on a tree.
Boy: oh okay

by Gninja237 June 18, 2017

Faded than a hoe

How you feel after hitting a blinker or a dabbington. Need I say more?

I only got five things to say: FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE, FADED THAN A HOE.

by splurgio October 13, 2022

Bobby Tarantino

Besides Young Sinatra, rapper Logic’s second alter-ego goes by the name of Bobby Tarantio. Whereas Young Sinatra is referred to as the “old” Logic with an old-school style of rap, Bobby Tarantino is the side of Logic that raps and sings to trap music. This is the name of his fifth and sixth mixtapes called Bobby Tarantino and Bobby Tarantino II, which are a trap style mixtape. This name is also used to describe the trap style of music Logic makes.

Turn on some Bobby Tarantino stuff!
I perfer Bobby Tarantino over Young Sinatra. (Or vise versa)

by Machiniak May 23, 2018

Deader than a doornail

When something is so dead as to not have any life left in it , as not to even be able to be revived .

I don't think I'm gonna be able to get your car started , that battery is deader than a doornail !

by dragonboy8586 June 22, 2020

Taranza

A clumsy, bowl-cut insect mage who first appears in Kirby Triple Deluxe who worked under Queen Sectonia. He kidnaps King Dedede, assuming he was the chosen hero instead of the pink puffball. Not only did he have to work against his crush in the end, but he also has issues letting it go in 2 more games. That's about 4 years of denial there.

If you thought you could never get over your first breakup, boy, have you never heard of Taranza.

by mimikabii November 30, 2018