Thou Graham Scale

A scale in which rates someone’s thickness. The graham scale is also know as the graham scale of thiccums and a very high rankling is very rare.

“Jesus dude her ass is so fat, I rank her a 7.67965 on Thou Graham Scale.”

by Will jowers fan boy April 19, 2019

Thou Chill Scale

A scale in which ranks someone’s chillness. If you are ranked a 9 on thou chill scale, that means you are absurdly chill.

“Helen Winn is not hot but she is very chill. I rate her a 9.78 on thou chill scale.”

by Will jowers fan boy April 19, 2019

SEND THOU BOSSOMS

Medieval version of "Ayy wanna fuck".
A fine statement only for the finest medieval fuckboys.

Fuckboy 1: "Send thou bossoms..."

Fuckboy 2: "Yes!"
Fuckboy 1: "I don't what an emoji is, but we should send one."

Fuckboy 2: "Yes... Smiley face..."

by East hills come back to school February 11, 2022

no'st thou

the King's English counterpart to 'no u'. Significantly more effective. Known for being able to trick a god into contracting the big gay.

Buddha: I have been enlightened to the fact that you are gay.
Me: No'st thou, thot!
(Buddha proceeds to implode)

by Superbro133 June 14, 2018

serpent thou art loose

Nicki said this on instagram live about Megan Thee Stallion during their internet beef. This is one of the funny things she probably said during that entire live. I’m pretty sure it’s something that is referred from the Bible about the serpent that tempted Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. “Loose” as in “serpent get away from me”. Nicki was saying that Megan was a serpent who needs to leave her alone.

“You are a disgusting Serpent. SERPENT THOU ART LOOSE!!!” - Nicki Minaj

by ThatGreatGenius! January 30, 2024

SERPENT THOU ART LOOSE

Words that Nicki Minaj said when Megan Thee Stallion called her out for being married to a sex offender. Nicki went on an Instagram Live after the release of Megan's song "HISS", and just started spiraling out of control. "SERPENT THOU ART LOOSE" probably means Snake Is Singing Loosely?

"are you still friends with alex?"
"no, why?"
"because he started talking fat shit about you callin you out for who u date"
"SERPENT THOU ART LOOSE!"

by distedoingsumunhorny May 28, 2024

thousand cock stare

When a woman has ridden to cock carousel for such a long time that she loses all ability to bond with a man. This shows in her eyes that have a unique kind of deadness, hollowness, and hardness to them. She's given up on love and is now cynically looking for a meal ticket.

"Man Amy sure looks dilapidated. I saw her pic on OkCupid."
"Yeah she had a lot of fun in the past, but now she's just another single mom with a thousand cock stare looking for a shlub to wife her up, heh."

by Kesselfieber April 12, 2017