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Thora

Thora is one of the sweetest girls you will ever meet. She is super empathetic and kind, and also the funniest person you will meet.

Dating her is a challenge for some, because she has her own ways of doing things. She isn’t too keen on a normal relationship, and doesn’t like going to fast. But if you aren’t lucky enough to date her, you will be treated with respect, loyalty, and kindness.
Also, she is a gorgeous girl. You will see her and be in awe of her beauty. Typically black hair, green eyes, but if she has a different appearance, it will definitely still be beautiful.
But she can be very distant, and non affectionate. Don’t take it personally though, because Thoras typically don’t like showing feelings.
“Who’s that gorgeous girl over there laughing her head off?”
“Oh, that’s Thora.”
by Cameron 222 December 14, 2019
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thorin oakenshield

The majestic leader of the dwarfs in the book the Hobbit by J.R.R Tolkien. He is the king under the mountain. Thorin is known as a strong leader but fearful of his future as a king.
"If this is to end in fire, we shall all burn together"

-Thorin Oakenshield
by Ellis Erandor February 4, 2014
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Thorben

One of the most talented men you will ever meet. Thorbens are extremely handsome, intelligent and have twinkling eyes. Usually you find "Thorben" in the Scandinavian area, but just as Vikings they traveled the world, so you can find them everywhere now. Women love Thorbens! One of the best things about a Thorben: he is not vain. Everyone should have a Thorben to guide their way!
Get a move and grab a Thorben!
by frogfrogfrog May 15, 2010
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big thor

Me: google big thor then go to images
Person: bro wtf
by a guy with a big thor October 10, 2021
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Thorium

The most goddamn mother fucking fantastic element out there.

Thorium is named after the greatest mate who ever lived, Thor. God of thunder. He had the biggest fucking cock in the world. Anything named after him has to be great or fucking Odin will come down from Valhalla where he's doing important Odin shit and he will take a piss directly in your eye. You've been warned.
Thorium, this shit is sweet. Collided a fucking neutron in that shit an the energy of the strong force is your bitch.
You know. That shit that keep all those quarks together to make all the protons that make.
You know how much energy is released by that? A fuck ton. That's how much.
Anyway, this shits way better than Uranium 235 and all it's other isotopes.

Thorium fuckers. It's waste has a 400 year half-life, compared to Uranium few thousand years. It only produces alpha radiation which is only harmful when ingested. (Still don't touch it.) while Uranium makes fucking gamma radiation. That shit ionizes DNA right outta your cells.
Oh, did I mention thorium while it is/can be fissile (used in a nuclear reactor for energy.) It can't be used to make nuclear weapons.
Thorium. Power of the future, making nuclear power even more safe. Fuck uranium in the ass. Thorium all the way.

Also try gabapentin, take like 2 grams. Shit gets you high as shit for at least 5 hours. Read about it erowid, good high.

Good bye you beautiful beasts you, I hope you have a magnificent day and get laid. Good bye.
Picture Thor, using his thunder cock to pound a hole in a giant hunk of uranium. Then pictures him enacting the greatest bukkake of all time. That is what thorium, love.
by AstronautElk September 13, 2013
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Thorium oxygen tennessine

They are all elements. Together they create Th-O-Ts. Thorium being Th, oxygen being O, tennessine being Ts.
An intellectual: brother, those bitches are thorium oxygen tennessine.

Friend: Thank you for informing me of this information.
by Badmanclutch March 4, 2018
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fat thor

The best version of our lord and savior, Thor. He's a thicc bih that still kicks ass (despite his issue with alcohol and twinkies). Will destroy you in fortnite all while braiding that intense beard. Will snatch your raccoon best friend.
by spidermanzbih June 3, 2019
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