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toke and poke

The act of smoking marijuana and having sex at the same time.
We had a great night, especially when we decided to toke and poke.
by Crow420 July 27, 2006
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Maul Toke

Vancouver Island slang for a bowl of tobacco topped with weed in a bong toke

may also be referred to as a popper, snapper, shawty, mauler, etc
i’m fazing so hard from this maul toke”
by madelinesmokes September 5, 2021
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Toked Out

by Dwhacko February 11, 2008
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Show me how those big tits fart!!!

Common saying in Los Angeles,CA as well as New York City,NY. Sometimes often heard in parts of Oregon as well as Texas. When a person utters this phrase, they refer to a women`s breasts and wants said woman to show, well...how those big tits fart. This can be said as an insult, but is most commonly expressed as a compliment.

Originally said by Tom Segura on the podcast "Your Moms House" or simply YMS.
Man:Hey girl. You got big ass titties. How about you show me how those big tits fart!!!
Woman:These big titties? Come closer boy so you can smell these titty farts!!!
by BillyBobReeferDude420 June 24, 2019
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Tampinco Toke

1. (Verb) A rare and arcane method of ritual cocksucking that involves bending-over within a circle of twelve pudgy nude homosexuals, or "dumplings" as they are called, preferably bald and hairless, and systematically sucking one cock whilst the opposing "dumpling" buttfucks the Tampinco Toker, without lube, for approximately 10 seconds each, until the Tampinco Toker turns, counter clockwise for the next two opposing cocks in the sequence, and repeats. This is repeated until all twelve dumplings have nutted in either the Tampinco Toker's sullen mouth (swallowing is the Tampinco Toker's way) or well-worn asshole.

2.(Noun) Central participant of the "Tampinco Toke" as in "Tampinco Toker"; The Tampinco Toker is traditionally a diminuitive homosexual "bottom" in order to limit the diameter of the circle, as the small Phillipine huts where the practice originated could not accommodate the larger circles required of taller "Tampinco Tokers." Modern expansive architecture has since made the ritual sex-act's height requirement all but irrelevant for all but purists of the "Tampinco Toke."
"Hey, Odin, you want to go grab some lunch?"
"Naw man, I'm full as a muthafucka!"
"You already ate?"
"FOSHO! I just got back from a Tampinco Toke session, and I got more jizz in my belly and ass than a Thai ladyboy!"
"So THAT'S WHY YOU SMELL LIKE A CUM OMELETTE!"
"Taste the rainbow, bitches!"
by Dawnn Keekong November 29, 2012
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Jedi Toke

When the marijuana joint has become so small, you have to inhale (take a toke) without it touching your lips so that it doesn't burn you. This is an advanced level of smoking weed hence the comparison to a Jedi.
Person 1: Mate theres not much left of the doob, you might as well put it out.

Person 2: Nah no worries there's still a bit left, Ill just Jedi Toke it
by xX Dave 69 Blazing Squad Xx February 6, 2019
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The/Those birds are real

Ex 1:
Person walks by somebody that is smoking a joint.

Person: "Yeah the/those birds are real".

Ex 2:

You and your friend walk by someone who you think is high.
You say to your friend, "The/those birds are real for that guy."
by the fifans September 16, 2012
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