Friday the thirteenth

Friday the thirteenth is the best day you could ever have lived through... the only night that you can wake up, knowing that you have just been raped by a demon

God! Tonight is Friday the thirteenth! Well, see you if I live.

by Small-pp-boi September 14, 2019

thirteenth button

Old military training film euphemism for a condom.

Don't forget to button your thirteenth button when on shore leave.

by G D Hetz October 25, 2007

Friday the thirteenth

Your going to die today. I'm sorry, but it's time for you to face the truth. :(
Good luck trying to survive. ;)

Person #1: Dude, it's Friday the Thirteenth.
Person#2: It was nice knowing you, man.

by Just_A_Crazy_Girl November 04, 2019

THIRTEENTH-FLOORED

To isolate yourself somewhere above everyone and hate on everyone below you.

Over the events of the day and completely thirteenth-floored

by Shredhead5280 October 05, 2019

Thirteenth Reason

Don’t jump. *sets up camera* Okay, you can jump now.

“I think I just found my thirteenth reason,”

by Veeve June 14, 2023